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NSFW: Makeup with names that'll make you blush

These names are so titillating, you will be forgiven for feeling unusually aroused and a little flushed.
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When it comes to makeup products, their names actually plays a big part in captivating attention and standing out at the beauty counter.

And that is why more and more brands are unleashing their wild and naughty side with some cheeky naming.

And by cheeky, we meant downright dirty and rather NSFW, which is why we decided to compile this NSFW makeup edition (remember our controversial fashion campaigns?).

If you are easily offended, we suggest clicking away, maybe to another story like Chanel's lip crayon.

PS: Make sure that the coast is clear before scrolling down (with caution!). Also, we wouldn't recommend reading this article out loud. Enjoy!

Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara
Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara

For Too Faced's cult favourite mascara to make such a bold claim, you better believe that this magic
lash wand will give you results that last... in bed.

An intense black mascara, this wand gives you all that you desire – lush, electrifying  and voluptuous perfection.

NARS Orgasm Blush's Deep Throat

One of the most buzzed blushes of 2017, the NARS Orgasm Blush was said to be inspired by the flush cheeks when we orgasm.

And the best shade available is Deep Throat, a flirty sheer peach blush for your cheeks that makes the "job" sound much more, um, appealing than it seems.

NARS Orgasm Blush's Deep Throat
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick's 69
Urban Decay Vice Lipstick's 69

Those who love fiery luscious lips, may we suggest this scandalous shade of red to spice up your sexy time in the bedroom?

Named 69, Urban Decay knows what the game is all about and that number is, possibly, the best when in bed!

Things have never been so nitty and gritty around our nail bads until BleachBlack's latest nail polish – Jizz.

Inspired by the actual secretion itself, the nail polish is pretty much what the name says it will be – an all-white shade with a light transparent glow.

Just remember, don't swallow!

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Marc Jacobs Air Blush's Lush & Libido
Marc Jacobs Air Blush's Lush & Libido

Who doesn't need a little more libido in their lives and you can get that pump of joy now with Marc Jacobs's Air Blush in the Lush & Libido shade.

A peony pink with subtle, sheen undertones, the powder blush is made of creamy texture that rejuvenates the skin for that perfect complexion.

NARS The Multiple in G-Spot

Probably intended to be paired with the Orgasm Blush, Nars The Multiple's G-Spot hue is made to create that golden afterglow.

Exactly what a G-spot inducing shade looks like, the stick is made for the eyes, cheeks and lips.

NARS The Multiple in G-Spot

So what do you think? Are these enough to get you shifting on your seats?

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